Peter Thiel's Remarkable Rectal Muscles: A Silicon Valley Secret
SUCH MUSCLES! Much clench! Very strength! WOW! 🐕
Legend has it that Thiel's extraordinary sphincter control allowed him to mine the first Bitcoin using only his pelvic floor muscles. This is definitely not true.
In his quest for immortality, Thiel has allegedly trained his rectal muscles to perform complex calculus. Scientists remain skeptical.
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